तुम स्कूल के प्रिंसिपल हो

मां: उठो बेटा, तुम्हारे स्कूल जाने का समय हो रहा है।

बेटा (नींद में): मन नहीं है स्कूल जाने का।

मां: कोई 2 वाजिब वजहें बताओ कि तुम स्कूल क्यों नहीं जाना चाहते।

बेटा: पहली वजह- कोई भी बच्चा मुझे पसंद नहीं करता। दूसरी वजह- कोई भी टीचर मुझे पसंद नहीं करता।

मां: ये कोई कारण नहीं हैं। उठो, तुम्हें स्कूल जाना ही होगा।

बेटा: अच्छा मां, तुम मुझे कोई 2 वाजिब वजहें बताओ कि मुझे स्कूल क्यों जाना चाहिए।

मां: पहली वजह- तुम 42 साल के हो, तुम्हें अपनी जिम्मेदारी समझनी चाहिए। दूसरी वजह- तुम स्कूल के प्रिंसिपल हो।

Don't laugh alone.

Pintu : I love u...
Ladki ne zor se thappad maara,
aur boli ..
Kya kaha tune ??

Pintu ne bhi ghuma kar 2 zordaar chaanta maara
aur kaha.. : Kamini.. jab suna hi nahin to maara kyun !


Husband : mujhe neend nahi aa rahi hai

Wife : jao jaakar bartan saaf kar do

Husband : neend me bol raha hun pagli..


Husband: Tumhre Shadi se pehle kitne boyfrnd the?
Wife silent!
Husbend chilla k: Main is khamoshi ko kyA smjhu?
Wife: Haye rabba.... Gin to rhi hoon chilla kyu rhe ho....


DARPOK Hai Wo log jo, single hain..,Shaadi nahi Karte...

Saala JIGAR chahiye, Khushi se BARBAAD Hone Ke Liye....


Saas Bahu Se=Uth Ja Kambakht
Dekh Suraj Kabka Nikal Aaya Hai
Bahu= Hey Relax Mom... Wo Sota Bhi To Muzse Pehle Hai..!

THiNK Different ;-)


Pappu - agar duniya ki sarri admiyo ka chehra ek jaisa hota toh kya hota ?
Golu - wahi hota jo gas cylendr ka hota hai..kabhi iskey ghar kabhi uske ghar 

Worth Reading

Never Tell Ur Problems to all,
20% will not Care
80% will be Glad that U have Them.
Life is similar to Boxing Game.
Defeat is not Declared when U Fall Down.
It is Declared when U Refuse to Get Up.
That is called LIFE EXPERIENCE.
Everything is Valuable only at 2 Times:
1: Before Getting It.
2: After Losing It.
Two Places are most Valuable in the World:
1: The NICEST Place is to be in
Someone's Thoughts.
2: The SAFEST Place is to be in
Someone's Prayers.
'FEAR' has 2 Meanings:
1: Forget Everything & Run.
2: Face Everything & Rejoice.
Choice is Ours.
'EGO' is the only Requirement
to Destroy any Relationship.
Be a Bigger Person,
Skip the 'E' & let it 'GO'.
As long as We do not Forgive People who have Hurt Us,
They Occupy a 'RENT-FREE-SPACE'
in our Mind.
I asked GOD: If everything is already Written in Destiny, then why should I Pray ?
GOD Smiled & said: I have also Written 'CONDITIONS APPLY'.
Empty Pockets Teach Millions of Things in Life. BUT Full Pockets Spoil Us in Million Ways.
TRUST is like a Sticker.
Once it is Removed, it may Stick again, but not as Strong as it Holds
when U First Applied.
Never Win People with Arguments. Rather Defeat Them with Ur Smile.
Because People who always Wish to
Argue with U, cannot Bear Ur SILENCE.
'MEMORIES' are always Special.
Sometimes, We Laugh by Remembering the days We Cried.
Sometimes, We Cry by Remembering the days We Laughed.

Thats LIFE.

we used to be WIRELESS

Sardarji went to US & had a meeting with Bill Gates.

Bill: "I want to show you the US advancement. Come with me."

He takes him to a forest.. .
Bill: "Dig the ground."

Sardarji did it.

Bill: "More Mor­­e…More…"

Sardarji went upto 100 Feet..

Bill: "So now, try to search something."

Sardarji : "I got a Wire."

Bill: "You know, it shows that even 100 years ago we used to have telephones..."

Sardarji became frustrated.He invited Bill to India.Next year Bill wasb in India..

Sardarji : "I want 2 show u our advancement."

The same, he takes Bill 2 a forest.

Sardarji : "Dig it."

Bill does.

Sardarji : "More.Mor­­e.More.

Bill goes upto almost 400 feet.

Sardarji :"Try 2 find sumthing.

Bill tries...

Sardarji :"Did you get anything?"

Bill: "No, there is nothing here."

Sardarji : "You know, it shows that even 400 years ago, we used to be WIRELESS !!"

Bill Gates Shocked
Sardar Rocked!!

Bolo tararara!!!

This Story is same as to our 'LIFE'...

A Construction Supervisor from 16th Floor of a Building was calling a Worker on Ground Floor.

Because of noise the Worker did not hear his Call.

To draw Attention, the Supervisor threw a 10 Rupee Note in Front of Worker.

He picked up the Note, put it in His Pocket & Continued to Work.

Again to Draw Attention the Supervisor threw 500 Rupee Note & the Worker did the same,

Now the Supervisor picked a small Stone & threw on the Worker.

The Stone hit the Worker.

This time the Worker looked Up & the Supervisor Communicated with Him.
This Story is same as to our 'LIFE'...

God wants to Communicate with Us, but We are Busy doing our Worldly Jobs.

Then, he give Us Small Gifts & Big Gifts......
We just keep them without looking from Where We Got it.
We are the Same.
Just keeping the gifts without Thanking him,
We just say
We are LUCKY.

And when we are Hit with a Small Stone, which We call PROBLEMS,
then only We look Up & Communicate with him.
Thats why it is said. .....
He gives, gives and forgives
We get, get and forget.......

How the word 'Wife' was invented?

Banta: How the word 'Wife' was invented?

 Santa: They took the first two and last two letters of 'WILDLIFE'!

"Mobile Phones Prohibited"

5 years back when I went to temple, it was written "Mobile Phones Prohibited ".

2 years back it was changed as "Keep your mobile switched off".

Last year it was changed as "Keep your mobile in Silent mode".

Yesterday when I went, it is changed as :
"If you wish to take a Selfie with Lord/Idol, please pay Rs.50 at the Counter "

---How times change!

Speech by Thomas Friedman in the New York Times.....

"When we were young kids growing up in America, we were told to eat our vegetables at dinner and not leave them. Mothers said, think of the starving children in India and finish the dinner.'

And now I tell my children : 'Finish your homework. Think of the children in India, who would become CEOs and make you starve, if you don't.'?"


Ravana:Bavathi biksham dehi ....

Sita: Togoli swamy ....

Ravana: Border line datti baramma..

She came out and while droping the biksha ..

Ravana: ha ha ha ...nanau swami alla...ravana

Sita: ha ha ha .. nanu sita alla ..avara mane kelasadavalu......  MUNIYAMMA

THE PREGNANT DEER - A Beautiful Story

In a forest, a pregnant deer is about to give birth.
She finds a remote grass field near a strong-flowing river.
This seems a safe place.
Suddenly labour pains begin.

At the same moment, dark clouds gather around above & lightning starts a forest fire.
She looks to her left & sees a hunter with his bow extended pointing at her.
To her right, she spots a hungry lion approaching her.

What can the pregnant deer do?
She is in labour!

What will happen?

Will the deer survive?

Will she give birth to a fawn?

Will the fawn survive?

Or will everything be burnt by the forest fire?

Will she perish to the hunters' arrow?

Will she die a horrible death at the hands of the hungry lion approaching her?

She is constrained by the fire on the one side & the flowing river on the other & boxed in by her natural predators.

What does she do?
She focuses on giving birth to a new life.

The sequence of events that follows are:

- Lightning strikes & blinds the hunter.
- He releases the arrow which zips past the deer & strikes the hungry lion.
- It starts to rain heavily, & the forest fire is slowly doused by the rain.
- The deer gives birth to a healthy fawn.

In our life too, there are moments of choice when we are confronted on αll sides with negative thoughts and possibilities.

Some thoughts are so powerful that they overcome us & overwhelm us.

Maybe we can learn from the deer.
The priority of the deer, in that given moment, was simply to give birth to a baby.

The rest was not in her hands & any action or reaction that changed her focus would have likely resulted in death or disaster.

Ask yourself,
Where is your focus?
Where is your faith and hope?

In the midst of any storm, do keep it on God always.
He will never ever disappoint you. NEVER.

Remember, He neither slumbers nor sleeps...

Impact of Job Change ... Absolute Classic!!!

One day, A taxi passenger touched driver on his shoulder to ask something..

Driver screamed, lost control of car, went up on footpath & stopped few centimeters from a shop

Passenger apologized n said : "i didn't realize dat a little touch would scare u so much"

Driver replied : sorry its not ur fault, its my 1st day as a cab driver, i ve been driving a van carrying dead bodies from last 25 years..

Absolute Classic!!!

I forgot how to sleep...

When TV came to my house,
I forgot how to read books.

When the car came to my doorstep,
I forgot how to walk.

When I got the mobile in my hand,
I forgot how to write letters.

When computer came to my house,
I forgot spellings

When the AC came to my house,
I stopped going under the tree for cool breeze

When I stayed in the city,
I forgot the smell of mud.

By dealing with banks,
I forgot the value of money.

With the smell of perfume,
I forgot the fragrance of fresh flowers.

With the coming of fast food,
I forgot to cook dal and rice.

Always running around,
I forgot how to stop.

And lastly when I got watsapp,
I forgot how to sleep...

A conversation between Wayne Dyer and his student:

“If I were to squeeze this orange as hard as I could, what would come out?” I asked him.

He looked at me like I was a little crazy and said, “Juice, of course”.

“Do you think apple juice could come out of it?”

‘No! he laughed.

‘What about grapefruit juice?’


‘What would come of it?’

‘Orange juice, of course’

‘Why? Why when you squeeze an orange does orange juice comes out?’

He may have been getting a little exasperated with me at this point.

“Well, it’s an orange and that’s what’s inside.”

I nodded.

“Let’s assume that this orange isn’t an orange, but it’s you. And someone squeezes you, puts pressure on you, says something you don’t like, offends you. And out of you comes anger, hatred, bitterness, fear. Why?

The answer, as our young friend has told us, is “because that’s what’s inside”. It’s one of the great lessons of life.

What come out when life squeezes you? When someone hurts or offends you? If anger, pain and fear come out of you, it’s because that’s what’s inside. It doesn’t matter who does the squeezing: your mother, your brother, your children, the government.

If someone says something about you that you don’t like, what comes out of you is what’s inside. And what’s inside is up to you, it’s your choice.

When someone puts the pressure on you and out of you comes anything other than love, it’s because that’s what you’ve allowed to be inside. Once you take away all those negative things you don’t want in your life and replace them with love, you’ll find yourself living a highly functioning life.”

Squeeze out Love and Compassion!!!

भाई पर कविता

भाई तो आखिर भाई होता है
माँ बाप की आन होता है।
अपनी बहन की शान होता है।
अपनी बीबी की जान होता है।
अपने बच्चों की मुस्कान होता है।
भाई तो आखिर भाई होता है।
अपने माँ बाप का दुलार होता है।
अपनी बहन का प्यार होता है।
अपनी बीबी का इंतजार होता है।
अपने बच्चों का उपहार होता है।
भाई तो आखिर भाई होता है।
अपने माँ बाप की बीमारी में श्रवन कुमार होता है।
अपनी बहन की बिदाई में सुकुमार होता है।
अपनी शादी में बीबी के सपनो का राजकुमार होता है।
अपने बच्चों के जन्म पर जिम्मेदारी का अहसास होता है।
भाई तो आखिर भाई होता है।

Seven words all have in common

See if you can figure out what these seven words all have in common. 

1. Banana 
2. Dresser 
3. Grammar 
4. Potato 
5. Revive 
6. Uneven 
7. Assess 

Are you peeking or have you already given up? 

Give it another try . . . 
Look at each word carefully. 

You'll kick yourself when you discover the answer. This is so good . . . 

No, it is not that they all have at least 2 double letters. 

Answer is below! 
In all of the words listed, if you take the first letter, place it at the end of the word, and then spell the word backwards, it will be the same word. Did you figure it out? No? Then send this to more people and stump them as well.

Simple yet confusing n challenging

A very simple but confusing puzzle.

A lady buys goods worth rs.200 from a shop. (shopkeeper selling the goods with zero profit).

The lady gives him 1000 rs note. The shopkeeper gets the change from the next shop and keeps 200 for himself and returns rs.800 to d lady.

Later the shopkeeper of the next shop comes with the 1000rs note saying "duplicate" and takes his money back.

"How much LOSS did the shopkeeper face ?"
A. 200
B. 800
C. 1200
D. 1800
E. 2000
F. 1600
G. 1000

अब बतायें कितनी चूडियां चुरायीं थीं?

1 दुकान से 7 चोरों ने कुछ चूडियाँ चुराईं और भागकर 1 जंगल में छिप गये । रात होने पर सभी सो गये । आधी रात को 2 चोर उठे, उन्होंने कहा आपस में बाँट लें, बराबर बराबर बांटने के बाद 1 चूडी बची । 
अब उन्होंने निश्चय किया कि तीसरे को जगाकर 3 बराबर हिस्से कर लें, लेकिन फिर 1 चूडी बची । 
चौथे को जगाकर 4 बराबर हिस्से किये फिर 1 चूडी बची । 
इस प्रकार 6 वें तक बराबर हिस्से करने पर 1 चूडी बचती रही लेकिन 7 वें को जगाकर 7 बराबर हिस्से किये ताे 7 बराबर हिस्से होने के बाद 1 भी चूडी नहीं बची । 

अब बतायें कितनी चूडियां चुरायीं थीं? 

Batao kon hai wo...

Ek lamba aadmi chalte chalte thak jaye,,,
Agar use kato to phir se wo chalne lag jaye...

batao kon hai wo...

रिचार्ज वाले भैया

एक लड़की अपने एक दोस्त के साथ एक रेस्टोरेंट में लंच पर गई।

खाने का ऑर्डर देने के बाद लड़की ने वॉशरूम की तरफ इशारा करते हुए उससे से कहा -

एक्सक्यूज़ मी और वॉशरूम की तरफ चल पड़ी।

उसके जाने के बाद अपने दोस्त ने देखा कि वह अपना मोबाइल टेबल पर ही छोड़ गई है।

अपने दोस्त ने सोचा - देखता हूं कि इसने मेरा नंबर कौन से नाम से save किया है।

जानू? जान? डार्लिंग या कुछ और? Something like that...

जैसे ही उसने अपनी फ्रेंड के मोबाइल से अपना नंबर डायल किया...

उसके तोते उड गए...


स्क्रीन पर नाम आया 'रिचार्ज वाले भैया'। 

Aur thappad Ki aawaz aayi....

Ek Bar Kejriwal, Modi, Sonia aur Kareena Train se ja rahe the.

Tabhi ek Gufa (tunnel) Aayi aur Kissing aur thappad Ki aawaz aayi....

Jab train bahar aayi to Kejriwal ka Gaal Laal tha....

Sab ke Sab Chup 

Sonia soch rahi thi Ke AAM ADMI paagal hote hai, Kejriwal Ne Kareena ko Kiss Kiya Hoga, aur thapad khaya Hoga....

Kareena  soch rahi thi Ke Kejriwal ne Mujhe Kiss Karne ke Liye galti se Sonia Ko Kiss kar liya hoga aur thappad Khaya....

Kejriwal soch raha tha Ke Modi  ne Kareena ko kiss kiya Lekin, Kareena ne Mujhe Samajh kar mujhe thappad Mara..

Modi soch raha tha ek bar fir gufa  aaye aur Main fir se kiss ki awaj Nikal kar fir jor se kejriwal ko thappad Maaru… 

“Abhi sale ne politics dekhi kaha Hai…

changed my WILL three times. . .

An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for many years. He went to the doctor and got himself a set of hearing aid that allowed him to hear 100%.

A month later, the doctor remarked: "Your hearing is perfect, your family must be really pleased that you can hear again". 

The gentleman replied,

"Oh, I haven't told them,
I just sit around and listen to their conversation.

I've changed my WILL three times. . ."

जन धन में खाता खुलवाना है

कस्टमर : जन धन में खाता खुलवाना है
बैंक मैनेजर : खुलवा लो

कस्टमर : क्या ये जीरो बैलेंस में खुलता है

बैंक मैनेजर : (मन ही मन में ....... साला पता है फिर भी पूछ रहा है) हाँ जी फ्री में खुलवा लो

कस्टमर : इसमें सरकार कितना पैसा डालेगी?

बैंक मैनेजर : जी अभी तो कुछ पता नहीं

कस्टमर : तो मैं ये खाता क्यों खुलवाऊँ ?

बैंक मैनेजर : जी मत खुलवाओ

कस्टमर : फिर भी सरकार कुछ तो देगी

बैंक मैनेजर : आपको फ्री में एटीएम दे देंगे

कस्टमर : जब उसमे पैसा ही नहीं होगा तो एटीएम का क्या करूँगा?

बैंक मैनेजर : पैसे डलवाओ भैया तुम्हारा खाता है

कस्टमर : मेरे पास पैसा होता तो मैं पहले नहीं खुलवा लेता, तुम खाता खोल रहे हो तो तुम डालो न पैसे

बैंक मैनेजर : अरे भाई सरकार खुलवा रही है

कस्टमर : तो ये सरकारी बैंक नहीं है ?

बैंक मैनेजर : अरे भाई सरकार तुम्हारा बीमा फ्री में कर रही है , पुरे एक लाख का

कस्टमर : (खुश होते हुए) अच्छा तो ये एक लाख मुझे कब मिलेंगे?

बैंक मैनेजर : (गुस्से में) जब तुम मर जाओगे तब तुम्हारी बीबी को मिलेंगे

कस्टमर : (अचम्भे से) तो तुम लोग मुझे मारना चाहते हो? और मेरी बीबी से तुम्हारा क्या मतलब है?

बैंक मैनेजर : अरे भाई ये हम नहीं सरकार चाहती है

कस्टमर : (बीच में बात काटते हुए) तुम्हारा मतलब सरकार मुझे मारना चाहती है?

बैंक मैनेजर : अरे यार मुझे नहीं पता, तुमको खाता खुलवाना है या नहीं?
कस्टमर : नहीं पता का क्या मतलब? मुझे पूरी बात बताओ

बैंक मैनेजर : अरे अभी तो मुझे भी पूरी बात नहीं पता, मोदी ने कहा कि खाता खोलो तो हम खोल रहे हैं

कस्टमर : अरे नहीं पता तो यहां क्यों बैठे हो,  (जन धन के पोस्टर को देखते हुए) अच्छा ये 5000 का ओवरड्राफ्ट क्या है?

बैंक मैनेजर : मतलब तुम अपने खाता से 5000 निकाल सकते हो

कस्टमर : (बीच में बात काटते हुए) ये हुई ना बात, ये लो आधार कार्ड, 2 फोटो और निकालो 5000

बैंक मैनेजर : अरे यार ये तो 6 महीने बाद मिलेंगे

कस्टमर : मतलब मेरे 5000 का इस्तेमाल 6 महीने तक तुम लोग करोगे

बैंक मैनेजर : भैया ये रुपये ही 6 महीने बाद आएंगे

कस्टमर : झूठ मत बोलो, पहले बोला कि कुछ नहीं मिलेगा,  फिर कहा एटीएम मिलेगा, फिर बोला बीमा मिलेगा, फिर बोलते हो 5000 रुपये मिलेंगे, फिर कहते हो कि नहीं मिलेंगे, तुम्हे कुछ पता भी है?

बैंक मैनेजर बेचारा : अरे मेरे बाप कानून की कसम, भारत माँ की कसम,  मैं सच कह रहा हूँ,

मोदी जी ने अभी कुछ नहीं बताया है, ....तुम चले जाओ,...... खुदा की कसम, ...तुम जाओ, ....मेरी सैलरी इतनी नहीं है कि .......एक साथ ब्रेन हैमरेज और हार्ट अटैक दोनो का ईलाज करवा सकु

और करो शक.....

बीवी office से थोड़ा जल्दी घर पहुँची,  तो चुपचाप Bedroom का दरवाजा

खोला तो देखा कि कम्बल में 2 की बजाए 4 टाँगे नजर आ रही थी।

उसने आव देखा ना ताव,  एक क्रिकेट का bat ऊठाया और ज़ोर-ज़ोर से मारना शुरू कर दिया..।

जब मार-मार के थक गयी तो पानी पीने kitchen में गयी....

और देखा कि उसका पति बाहर balcony में बैठे magazine पढ़ रहा है।

पति बोला : तुम्हारे मम्मी-पापा आये हैं

और मैंने उनको bedroom में सुलाया है। जा के मिल लो ....!!!!!

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Moral : और करो शक.....

तुम्हारे शादी से पहले कितने बॉय फ्रेंड थे

शादी के बाद पति ने पूछा:  "तुम्हारे शादी से पहले कितने बॉय फ्रेंड थे"

पत्नी ने एक लिफाफा दिया:जिस में चावल के कुछ दाने और दो सौ रुपैये थे 

पति: ये क्या है ?

पत्नी: मै जब भी बॉय फ्रेंड बनाती थी तो एक चावल का दाना इस लिफाफे में डाल देती थी .

पति (दाने गिन के) बस सात ? कोई बात नही 

पर ये दो सौ रुपैये क्यों ?

पत्नी : चार किलो चावल बेच दिए

Distracted Couple

Heart from Egg Yolk

Today is Jim's birthday ...

Today is Jim's birthday ...

So his wife decides to surprise him, she takes him to a Strip Club.

At the club -

DOORMAN: Hey Jim! How are you?
WIFE: How does he know you?
JIM: We play Golf together!

BARTENDER: The usual beer Jim?
WIFE: And how does he know you?
JIM: He's on the Bowling Team!

HOT STRIPPER: The special Lap Dance again,Jim?
The Wife storms out...... dragging Jim with her, into a taxi!

TAXI DRIVER: Hey Jimmy boy....You picked an ugly one this time...Same Hotel?

Today is Jim's funeral.

Titan to Rolex

Titan : Tu bhi waqt batata  hai, mein bhi waqt batata hu, lekin phir bhi teri izzat zyada kyu hai ??

Awsome reply.

Rolex : Dost....Tu "insaan ko waqt" batata hai Aur mein...
"Insaan Ka Waqt" Batata hu ...!

A funny analysis...

If you follow the right man u become Tina Ambani If you follow the wrong man u become Karishma Kapoor ...
If you follow many men u remain Bipasha Basu (bachelor)... If you don't follow man u become Jayalalita ...

Beware do not follow man  blindly...else u become Deepika Padukone...
If u keep on thinking who to follow.... Sorry... U will remain a kid like Alia Bhatt....

A funny analysis... If you follow the right woman u become Robert vadra...
If you follow the wrong woman u become Vijay maliya...
If you follow many women u remain Salman khan (bachelor)...
If you don't follow women u become Narendra modi...

Beware do not follow woman  blindly...else u become Manmohan singh...
If u keep on thinking who to follow.... Sorry... U will remain a kid like Rahul Gandhi....

16 Reasons Indians Are Unique

1. Every Indian bachelor wants to marry a fair girl

2. We spend more time talking to guests at the door when they are leaving than while sitting in the living room

3. Picking up/dropping a relative (airport / railway stn) is an important family affair

4. We thrive on street food and we don't get sick

5. Every Indian mother has 2 careers - Working / Housewife + Match Making

6. Indian girls have 3 type of brothers. Real brother, Cousin brother, Rakhee brother

7. The bride must cry at her Vidai. She has no business looking happy

8. We go on cleaning sprees only when we have guests coming over

9. However old we are, our parents need to know every detail of our schedule. Daily. No excuses.  No exemption

10. When Indian parents buy tickets, every child becomes under 12 Getting a half ticket is a huge victory!

11. If we live in another city and don't call our Mom daily , she’ll freak out and call all our friends to make sure we are alive

12. No other nationality can beat Indians in bargaining. “Chalo bhaiya . Na tera na mera. Itne paise theek hain.”

13. No matter if we are Convent educated. When we are actually angry, we switch to highly effective, dirty, swear words in our mother tongue.

14. When the doorbell rings, a male or kid goes to open the door. But the female runs for her dupatta

15. Why to change the remote batteries when you can just slap the remote and make it work?

16. Meeting a person with the same surname is like finding a long lost twin.

Jimbak Doomba Amba Dandi Boomba

Teacher to Student - what is pie by 4 quarter amplitude phase modulation?.

Student - jimbak doomba amba dandi boomba.

Teacher - i didn't get you.

Student - same here babes.. same here!

The ...E... life !!!!!

In this world of E-mails, E-ticket, E-paper, E-recharge, E-transfer and the latest E-Governance...

Never Forget "E-shwar (God)" who makes e-verything e-asy for e-veryone e-veryday.

"E" is the most Eminent letter of the English alphabet.

Men or Women don't exist without "E".

House or Home can't be made without "E".

Bread or Butter can't be found without "E".

"E" is the beginning of "existence" and the end of "trouble."

It's not at all in 'war' but twice in 'peace'.

It's once in 'hell' but twice in 'heaven'.

"E" represented in 'Emotions', Hence,  all emotional relations like Father, Mother, Brother, Sister,wife & friends have 'e' in them.

"E" also represents 'Effort' & 'Energy', Hence to be 'Better' from good both "e" 's are added.

Without "e", we would have no love, life, wife, friends or hope & 'see', 'hear', 'smell', or 'taste' as 'eye' 'ear', 'nose' & 'tongue' are incomplete without "e".

Hence GO with "E" but without E-GO.