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Stressed?

Have Blueberries in plenty
Blueberry is supremely rich in Vitamin C which in turn fights & brings down  stress levels

For high IRON

For high IRON, use RAISINs as it is one of the most potent fruit sources of IRON.
Raisins keeps your Energy Levels High too.

Diet rich in Power Foods

Go for a diet rich in Power Foods like Almonds, Pumpkin Seeds, Seasonal Fruits helps you to sustain your energy levels throughout the day especially during Monsoon (Rainy Season)

Guys ONLY for you

Gaadi tu hi chala rha tha ...

2 Dost Daaru pee ke Gaadi chala rhe the.

Tabhi 1 chillaya, "Deewar... Abbe samne dekh deewar hai.... Deewar... Dewaar dekh ......" Dhadaaaaam!

They hit the wall. 

The next day in the Hospital 1st asked 2nd - 
"Mein chilla chilla k bol rha tha Deewar hai Deewar hai... suna kyu nhi tu ne??"



2nd answered him,
"Sun ke kya karta Bewde...... Gaadi tu hi chala rha tha ...!!"

Happy Drinking

A husband wakes up with a hangover....
He opens his eyes n sees aspirins and water.

He sits down & sees his clothes all clean & pressed....

He takes the aspirin & finds a note "honey, breakfast's on table, I left to buy groceries. Love you"

Totally shocked,
He goes to the kitchen 4 breakfast there he finds his son & asks him "What happened last nite?".

Son says "Well Dad u came home.  @ 3am, drunk & delirious, broke all d crockery, puked in the hall & made a total mess....

Confused he asks, "then y is everything in order?" 

Son says, "Oh! Mom dragged u 2 the room tried 2 take ur clothes off & you said
"LADY LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M MARRIED!"

I cant ditch her......

MORAL:

Self induced hangover - 4000
broken Crockery - 10000
But saying the right thing when drunk........

Happy Drinking

Second Type: Your own wife

There are two types of wives.

First Type: 
Quiet, Beautiful, Understanding, Not Argumentative, Loving, One who listens to husband

Second Type: 
Your own wife

Good one...Sounds interesting......

Did U know? - 
If you chew gum when you study a subject & then chew the same flavour when you take the test it can help you remember.

Did U know? - 
People who speak two languages, may unconsciously change their personality when they switch languages.

Did U know? - 
If you still feel tired after a good night's sleep, you're probably dehydrated. Drink some water after you wake up.

Did U know? - 
Psychology claims, that mood where everything irritates you indicates that you're actually missing someone.

Did U know? - 
People who swear a lot tend to be more honest, loyal & upfront with their friends.

Did U know? - 
People who laugh more are able to tolerate pain better, both physical & emotional.

Did U know? - 
The first person who comes to Ur mind once you wake up in the morning & the Person U Think About Before U Fall Asleep is usually the one U love the most.

Did U know? - 
As you become close to someone, you can hear their voice in your head when you read their texts.

Did U know? - 
good friends are like stars you don't always see them but you know they are there..