2 Dost Daaru pee ke Gaadi chala rhe the. Tabhi 1 chillaya, "Deewar... Abbe samne dekh deewar hai.... Deewar... Dewaar dekh ......" Dhadaaaaam! They hit the wall. The next day in the Hospital 1st asked 2nd - "Mein chilla chilla k bol rha tha Deewar hai Deewar hai... suna kyu nhi tu ne??" 2nd answered him, "Sun ke kya karta Bewde...... Gaadi tu hi chala rha tha ...!!"
A husband wakes up with a hangover.... He opens his eyes n sees aspirins and water. He sits down & sees his clothes all clean & pressed.... He takes the aspirin & finds a note "honey, breakfast's on table, I left to buy groceries. Love you" Totally shocked, He goes to the kitchen 4 breakfast there he finds his son & asks him "What happened last nite?". Son says "Well Dad u came home. @ 3am, drunk & delirious, broke all d crockery, puked in the hall & made a total mess.... Confused he asks, "then y is everything in order?" Son says, "Oh! Mom dragged u 2 the room tried 2 take ur clothes off & you said "LADY LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M MARRIED!" I cant ditch her...... MORAL: Self induced hangover - 4000 broken Crockery - 10000 But saying the right thing when drunk........ Happy Drinking
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