WHICH PUB?

Man to Doctor: Doctor, I am frustrated with my life. I want to commit suicide. I can't take it anymore.

Every night my wife goes to a pub
and sleeps with anyone who proposes to her!

Dr.: Relax, take a deep breath, calm down & now tell me....
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WHICH PUB?

Mission IMpossible

Tips for wives who cook!!

1) .....While seasoning, if you put few drops of whisky, the oil doesn't burn

2) .....While kneading dough, put a few drops of beer and the chapatis will be golden brown

3 .....If you add a few drops of vodka in paneer, it will not spoil in summer time

4) .....Putting red wine in dal will enhance the taste
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If you can't manage the above,
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5) .....Pour 4 pegs in your husband's mouth, then it doesn't matter how your food tastes

I just love the chocolate around them!

An old lady always gave the bus conductor Cashew nuts, Almonds to eat.

Conductor: "So kind of u that you give me those nuts to eat everyday. Why don't you eat them yourself?"

Old Lady: "I don't have teeth to munch them.

"Conductor: "Then why did you buy them?"

Old Lady: "I just love the chocolate around them!"