Don't laugh alone.

Pintu : I love u...
.
Ladki ne zor se thappad maara,
aur boli ..
Kya kaha tune ??

Pintu ne bhi ghuma kar 2 zordaar chaanta maara
aur kaha.. : Kamini.. jab suna hi nahin to maara kyun !

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Husband : mujhe neend nahi aa rahi hai

Wife : jao jaakar bartan saaf kar do

Husband : neend me bol raha hun pagli..

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Husband: Tumhre Shadi se pehle kitne boyfrnd the?
.
Wife silent!
.
Husbend chilla k: Main is khamoshi ko kyA smjhu?
.
Wife: Haye rabba.... Gin to rhi hoon chilla kyu rhe ho....

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DARPOK Hai Wo log jo, single hain..,Shaadi nahi Karte...

Saala JIGAR chahiye, Khushi se BARBAAD Hone Ke Liye....

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ATTiTUDE ROCKZ :
Saas Bahu Se=Uth Ja Kambakht
Dekh Suraj Kabka Nikal Aaya Hai
Bahu= Hey Relax Mom... Wo Sota Bhi To Muzse Pehle Hai..!

THiNK Different ;-)

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Pappu - agar duniya ki sarri admiyo ka chehra ek jaisa hota toh kya hota ?
Golu - wahi hota jo gas cylendr ka hota hai..kabhi iskey ghar kabhi uske ghar