A husband wakes up with a hangover....
He opens his eyes n sees aspirins and water.
He sits down & sees his clothes all clean & pressed....
He takes the aspirin & finds a note "honey, breakfast's on table, I left to buy groceries. Love you"
Totally shocked,
He goes to the kitchen 4 breakfast there he finds his son & asks him "What happened last nite?".
Son says "Well Dad u came home. @ 3am, drunk & delirious, broke all d crockery, puked in the hall & made a total mess....
Confused he asks, "then y is everything in order?"
Son says, "Oh! Mom dragged u 2 the room tried 2 take ur clothes off & you said
"LADY LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M MARRIED!"
I cant ditch her......
MORAL:
Self induced hangover - 4000
broken Crockery - 10000
But saying the right thing when drunk........
Happy Drinking